The first thing that comes to my mind

I yawned. I'm waiting for my friend to get back from lunch. I've checked my email thousands of times today.

It's 1.45pm. I'm leaving at 3.30pm. 1hr 45mins left. Am i counting down again? I think i am. It's seriously cold in here. The air is cold, the job is cold. And my partner? My partner's just plain weird.

My bag's heavy today. My heart? Just thinking about you. Shit...Felicia might be reading these. Sorry if it gets EMO. Maybe i just got influenced.

Budget:
-$52 bus concession
-$100 ic
-$110 hp bill
-little left for next month... should i enrol myself for the driving lessons? Or should i just do private?

I'm wearing red today. Luckily my partner's not wearing the same. I know he's got a red polo tee. Fortunately, he's not wearing it today. Happy Chinese New Year to all.

Press Shift 5 times. Go ahead, just do it. Don't worry, it won't unleash any virus. Try. It won't harm the computer. Try it!