Shitting and Puking

Have you ever felt like shitting and puking at the same time? Well, it's one dilemma you wouldn't want to be caught in. It happened to me twice.

The first time, it happened at home. I had curry chicken for dinner and puked it out about few hours later. And i think i also shit-ed too. I was fucking confused. Cause when i wanted to puke in the toilet bowl, i felt like i might just shit on the floor. So it was either i shit on the floor or i puke on the floor. Which would you choose? I bet it's the 2nd one. So there i was, sitting on the toilet bowl, trying to shit. I kind of forgot if i shit, but i definitely remembered that i puked. Still had that curry flavour to it.

The second time was last night. I was at the petrol kiosk feeling giddy. Went to the toilet and found myself in the dilemma again. I can't possibly puke on the floor cause the uncle just washed it. (Yes, i'm very considerate) This time, i endured the feeling and went home as fast as i can. And guess what... When i reached home, the feeling wasn't there anymore. Maybe i left it at the kiosk.