The Universal Game

Would you rather...

Be a midget or an extremely obese person?

Eat your own shit or drink someone else's urine?

Be stupid & rich or intelligent & poor?

Have a hairy face or hairy breasts? (I'm talking the EXTREME here)

Be noseless or earless?

Have an extra hand or an extra leg? (That is of no use)

Be a healthy & sane siamese twin or a physically & mentally disabled person?

Have sex with Megawati or Prince Charles's girlfriend, Camelia?