Sex Crap : 1

PART 1

Your heart understands what your head cannot yet conceive says: we guys when we tease, our dicks end up taking over
Your heart understands what your head cannot yet conceive says: and teasing doesnt work.
beware.the.berries says: ahahhaha
Your heart understands what your head cannot yet conceive says: im gonna chop it off now and rid myself of this evil.
Your heart understands what your head cannot yet conceive says: NO I'D NEVER DO THAT TO BOBBY.
beware.the.berries says: aye... u got a serious dick issue man... hhahaa
Your heart understands what your head cannot yet conceive says: LMAO... you do realise
beware.the.berries says:
y bobby? y not.... daniel?
Your heart understands what your head cannot yet conceive says: one day if i become someone important, i'd have to get you assasinated.
Your heart understands what your head cannot yet conceive says: you know my dick's name is bobby and i almost became gay
beware.the.berries says: y u chose bobby???
Your heart understands what your head cannot yet conceive says: dunno
Your heart understands what your head cannot yet conceive says: IM KIDDING LAR HAHA
beware.the.berries says: bobby was wad i called the waves
Your heart understands what your head cannot yet conceive says: my dick has no name.
Your heart understands what your head cannot yet conceive says: waves? what waves?
beware.the.berries says: at bintan... hahaha
Your heart understands what your head cannot yet conceive says: oh. lol
Your heart understands what your head cannot yet conceive says: my dick's name is.. LIM FATT HECK
beware.the.berries says: ahahah! was gonna tell u to gif it a chinese name! hahaa
Your heart understands what your head cannot yet conceive says: LOL
Your heart understands what your head cannot yet conceive says: look at us... its 1.12pm... and we're talking about names for my dick.
beware.the.berries says: fuck,WE'RE naming UR dick... hahahah
Your heart understands what your head cannot yet conceive says: LOL YEA... FUCK IM GONNA TELL DANIEL
beware.the.berries says: dats like naming my boobs! hahaha
Your heart understands what your head cannot yet conceive says: YOU CALL YOUR *AHEM* LUCY MARIA
beware.the.berries says: hahaha... fuck and it's only 1.14
Your heart understands what your head cannot yet conceive says: i know your boobs are "Janice and Jane"
beware.the.berries says: nah... dat sounds retard... haha
Your heart understands what your head cannot yet conceive says: Kim and Kathy?
beware.the.berries says: ooh... kim. my gf's name... hahahha
Your heart understands what your head cannot yet conceive says: ooooh. gf as in friend or your girlfriend?
beware.the.berries says: the 2nd one
Your heart understands what your head cannot yet conceive says: ah ok.. she'd know their names. hahaha
beware.the.berries says: hahaha! shit ass...
Your heart understands what your head cannot yet conceive says: LOL! what? its perfectly normal for her to have named them.
beware.the.berries says: maybe she does...secretly.........
Your heart understands what your head cannot yet conceive says: yea.
beware.the.berries says: hahaha
Your heart understands what your head cannot yet conceive says: i bet she does.
beware.the.berries says: or maybe only U named them -_-
Your heart understands what your head cannot yet conceive says: LOL
Your heart understands what your head cannot yet conceive says: IF I DID........ YOU WOULDNT KNOW ANYWAYS. *evil laughter*
beware.the.berries says: hahaa.... u go find a perfect name for ur dick first b4 naming others.
Your heart understands what your head cannot yet conceive says: LOL! DAMNIT MY DICK NEEDS NO NAME
Your heart understands what your head cannot yet conceive says: speaking bout that haha
Your heart understands what your head cannot yet conceive says: my friend bought me this tee shirt
beware.the.berries says: dat says......?
Your heart understands what your head cannot yet conceive says: its like the words "The Man" point to my face then "The Legend" point down... lol
beware.the.berries says: oh... think i've seen that b4. hahaha
Your heart understands what your head cannot yet conceive says: NAH... THERE IS ONLY ONE LEGEND. lol
beware.the.berries says: i didnt c the legend b4... seen the SHIRT b4. haha
Your heart understands what your head cannot yet conceive says: LMAO.. you're a very very
Your heart understands what your head cannot yet conceive says: naughty girl.
Your heart understands what your head cannot yet conceive says: i think its time kim spanked you.
beware.the.berries says: hahaha! she bites...
Your heart understands what your head cannot yet conceive says: woah she's my kind of girl. but unfortunately most girls dont like being bitten. so sad.
beware.the.berries says: hahaha... nah... dun think u need a butch! hahaa
Your heart understands what your head cannot yet conceive says: LOL
beware.the.berries says: u bite???!
Your heart understands what your head cannot yet conceive says: hehe... NOT GONNA ANSWER THAT.

PART 2

Your heart understands what your head cannot yet conceive says: but im less of a tit man then an ass man.
beware.the.berries says: so ure an ass man? did i get that right?
Your heart understands what your head cannot yet conceive says: yea... LOL
Your heart understands what your head cannot yet conceive says: DONT READ IT WRONG
Your heart understands what your head cannot yet conceive says: im never telling you anything about me again... NEVER
beware.the.berries says: yah, i think i'd be more of an ass person. hahhaa
Your heart understands what your head cannot yet conceive says: you are?
beware.the.berries says: lets ass watch together one day. hahaa
Your heart understands what your head cannot yet conceive says: game.
Your heart understands what your head cannot yet conceive says: i like apple shaped arses as they bob up and down
beware.the.berries says: we'll ass watch while daniel people watch
Your heart understands what your head cannot yet conceive says: LOL
beware.the.berries says: aye.. u have got to show me an apple shaped ass!
Your heart understands what your head cannot yet conceive says: then when daniel stands up you can watch his arse! LOL
beware.the.berries says: ahaha... yah, neva noticed it b4... hmmm.... maybe its not even there! haha
Your heart understands what your head cannot yet conceive says: LOL! OMG! YOU LOOK AT DANIELS ARSE! LMAo
Your heart understands what your head cannot yet conceive says: ROFLOL
Your heart understands what your head cannot yet conceive says: HAHAHAHAHAHA
beware.the.berries says: but i noticed my colleague's ass while on my attchmt last time... from austria. damn FIRM. hahaha
Your heart understands what your head cannot yet conceive says: lOL DONT CHANge THE SUBJECT! HAHAHAHA OMG
beware.the.berries says: aye, i said neva noticed!
Your heart understands what your head cannot yet conceive says: LIAR! lmao
beware.the.berries says: u r twisting my words
Your heart understands what your head cannot yet conceive says: if i ever told him he'd go so read and burst. hahahahaha
Your heart understands what your head cannot yet conceive says: yea yes i am.
beware.the.berries says: but its ok.... u're an insomniac. hahaha
Your heart understands what your head cannot yet conceive says: lol
beware.the.berries says: i dun like flat or jelly buttocks
Your heart understands what your head cannot yet conceive says: yea, same
beware.the.berries says: heard of jelly bellies? hahaha
Your heart understands what your head cannot yet conceive says: LOL! theeeey wiggle and jiggle
beware.the.berries says: it goes damn well together... jelly belly
Your heart understands what your head cannot yet conceive says: hahaha
beware.the.berries says: i love the phrase but i hate the sight. haha
Your heart understands what your head cannot yet conceive says: LOL! JELLY BELLY SMELLY DELI
beware.the.berries says: eh... dat doesnt go........ anti climax!!! hahaha