The Advertisement Song

Fuck. My neck hurts. My butt hurts. This is boring. What's playing in my head?

*_________ sings, 'I'm lonely... So lonely i could cry.' (Super low pitch)
Soy sauce sings, 'I have nobody to call mine.' (Super high pitch)
Salt sings, 'I cry all day i cry all night.' (Very rough tone)

*(Forgot what the 1st character was.)