The Flushing Game

No, no... You guys, don't lie. I bet all of you do this.

You feel like shitting. You go to the toilet. Alone. Nobody's inside. 'Great,' you think to yourself. You check which cubicle has got the toilet paper. You get in, lock the door and pull your pants down. You sit.

Plop...Plop...
The sound seems to echo off the walls. Seems so loud. You feel relieved..

Now, let's look at it in a different scenario.

You feel like shitting. You go to the toilet. You're not alone. 3 other strangers in there too. 2 combing their hair, 1 still in the cubicle. You can't hold your shit anymore. You have GOT to go, no matter what. You get in the cubicle which has sufficient toilet paper. You lock the door and pull your pants down. You sit. It's all quiet except for the little mumurs from the 2 strangers.

You try to wait for them to go off before you drop the 'bomb'. They're taking forever! Beside you, you hear the person flush. 'Ah! An opportunity!' You thought to yourself. The sound of your shit plunging into the water gets overwritten by the sound of the flush next door. The thing about shitting is that once you let one out, the rest will get out pretty smoothly:Once you pop, you can't stop.

Your timing has to be right. The moment before your shit drops into the bowl, you press the flush. Everytime you feel like the shit is going to take that plunge, you press the flush. You are denying the fact that you're shitting. The process of flushing repeats for a few times. You give one final flush.

You're done. You wipe your ass with the toilet paper, zip up and get out of the cubicle. 2 of them are gone. The other one's tying her hair. You wash your hands. You feel lighter now...

Don't we all do this?